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The Heap Hunters
posted on March 9th, 2012 by Bass Evans7 pound 12 ounce largemouth bass
caught on March 8th, 2012 by Daddy Baker
7 pounds 12 ounces
The Grim Heaper Teaser
posted on February 22nd, 2012 by Daddy BakerSooperJigs SooperHeap SooperCounter!
posted on January 2nd, 2012 by Bass EvansBe sure to follow the delirium and watch the SooperJigs SooperCounter clock each Heap Hunter SooperHeap caught on a Mr. SooperBass SooperJig, SooperBaits for SooperHeaps!
SOOPERCOUNTER: 53 SOOPERHEAPS
www.mrsooperbassbaits.com
Heap Hunters Challenge Video for Going Ike with Mike Iaconelli!
posted on April 23rd, 2012 by Bass Evans
“Like”conelli
definition: 1) “Liking” a Facebook fishing page 2) Gratuitous, unadulterated self-promotional “Like” requests by The Heap Hunters on Facebook, for Bruce
Henry David Thoreau (it)
definition: when an angler throws a cast across the gauntlet
“The cosmos is on fire!”
definition: The recognition of positive and/or negative minute nuances of human life, and their affects on Heap activity
example: Evans: “Dude, the cosmos is on fire! 3 girls totally just checked me out in a row…unprecedented! And a full moon! We gotta get out on the water!”
Cheski Rapps
definition: anything wrapped
example: Baker: “Heeessski Rapps.” Evans: “What does he.”
derivation: one of Baker and Evans’s students at Yeshiva
Milt Thompson
definition: male micropterus reproductive discharge
Milt Thompson
requesterant
definition: to request
example: Baker “I’d like to requesterant giant topwater across the gauntlet of the island on your next mission.”
5 lb, 11 ounce largemouth bass
caught on April 13th, 2012 by Bass Evans
5.70 lbs
5 lb, 11 ounce largemouth bass
caught on April 11th, 2012 by Bass Evans
5.70 lbs
4 lb, 6 ounce largemouth bass
caught on April 9th, 2012 by Bass Evans
4.34 lbs
Mike Flairitin
definition: the spawn of Mike Clary (Claritin) and Ric Flair
derivation: anchored while slaying Ric Flair (perch) in severe gustafson in a poopsie unit for no reason!
Ric Flairitin:
“Key on Boat Noise”
definition: angler is oblivious to how much noise he and/or his poopsie unit is actually making inamungst the work
Heapaciphrenia
definition: 1) severe inheaption 2) ongoing and prolonged Sevenizm
Baker’s new Jim Besten
posted on March 8th, 2012 by Bass Evans Heapizm
definition: 1) the Heap Hunter religion, specified by poundage based on recent serious Heap and the geographical growing season of Micropterus available to a given heapologist
example 1: Bass: “Luckily I remediated my pathetic Sixizm…it’s great to be back to Sevenizm.”
example 2: Baker: “Eightizm and then Eight is Enough…or is it….”
example 3: Bass: “Alfred Lord Tenizm.”
2) the habits and idiosyncrasies of Heaps
Example: Bass: “Dude that Heap is rotting the authority next to Quarry Feldman!” Baker: “That’s a typical heapizm.”
trut
definition: a rancid trout
example: “Dude there’s a swirl…oh it’s a trut.”
