Archive for June, 1999

“It Needs It”

definition: statement made when a task is needed to be done, like mow the lawn

example 1: (while assessing whether the conceptual process needs to take place) Mary Antonini: “It doesn’t %$#@%#’ need it!” Dave Mennig: (in a slight mumble) “yeah it needs it.”

example 2: Bass: “Hey Mop, can I have a ride to NEPA this weekend?” Mop: “Well….. I gotta take my girlfriend to Allentown…..and then we were gonna go out to dinner……how bad does it need it?” Bass: “Well it doesn’t neeeed it….but it would like to have it.”

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