Archive for June, 2008

Heap

definition:  1. a gigantic largemouth bass over 5 lbs 2. a lazy, rotting, tired human being (heaptification)

Trophy

definition: a Large over 6 pounds

Monstrosity

definition: a Large over 7 pounds

Coloss

definition: a largemouth over 8 pounds

example: (while playing “Hooked Again” for the Wii) “There she is! OMG it’s a coloss.”

Kevin

definition: a bass

 

derivation: 1980’s Houston Astros baseball player, Kevin Bass

Kevin

Grumpus Maximus

definition: the largest Large in a select body of water

an old grump

 


Slob

definition: a heap Large

Joner

definition: a heap Large

Toad

definition: a heap Large

Zoo

definition: a heap Large

Girth Brooks

definition: a very fat but short bass

Rosemary

definition: the 3 pounder in the Primary Pond, caught twice by Bass Evans in ’06, possibly the heap of the pond

Rosemary

Blevans

definition: the 2.3 pounder in the Primary Pond caught on Bert by Evans

derivation: Burt Blyleven to Bert Bly-l-evans to Bly-bl-evans to blevans

Twopee

definition: a very small Large, slightly bigger than a chip or senior fellow-chip

example: Chris Baker while catching a bass said “it’s a twopee!” before realizing it was nowhere near 2 pounds

Chip

definition: 1. a frantic, small Large 2. a frantic, fickle, young woman

actually located at one of the docks

Chip On Your Shoulder

example: see pic

Moppa with a chip on his shoulder

Senior Fellow(schip)

definition: slightly bigger than a chip, a 12 incher