Archive for March, 2010

6 pound 0 ounce largemouth bass

caught on March 31st, 2010 by Daddy Baker

6 pound 0 ounce largemouth bass

4 lb 10 ounce largemouth bass

caught on March 31st, 2010 by Bass Evans

4 pound, 10 ounce largemouth bass

7 pound 11 ounce largemouth bass

caught on March 31st, 2010 by Daddy Baker

7 pound 11 ounce largemouth bass

Best(en)

definition: best

example: “My only goal was to up my personal besten!”

derivation: Bass Evans’s brother-in-law, Jim Besten

Heapology

definition: the science of dissecting water and finding fish (heapologist, associate heapologist, adjunct heapologist, heapaciphrenia, etc)

Swankbait

definition: the cousk swimbait monstrosity with a diving lip given to Evans by the Ress family, X-Mas 2009 (swankulate, swankulation)

5 pound 14 ounce largemouth bass

caught on March 29th, 2010 by Daddy Baker

5 pounds 14 ounces

Larry King Fisher

definition: a kingfisher

Shit Commission

definition: game warden who doesn’t give a shit and barrels into your spot, likewise making you dig out all your shit to show him

Omega 3 fatty basses

definition: the omega explosion a heap generates after being hooked by a heap hunter

example: Baker: “While the trash commission is tiiddily-winkin’ in the shallows, an omega explosion will be heard by all as I hoista 3 fatty basses out deep in the channel!”

Garbagio

definition: garbage

Garbagio for string

definition: rancid pieces of trimmed line and don knots from atrocious explosive birds nests immediately following re-line

derivation: classical music piece, “Adagio for Strings” by Samuel Barber, what is he

Barney Rubble

definition: coined phrase by Don Szmania/Chris Ress given to a stretch of the Milwaukee River known for it’s plethora of large pike and more importantly, monster smallmouth that love the rubble and ‘isolated boulding units’

Steelie Don

definition: Wisconsin steelhead fisherman and friend of Chris Ress

Steelie Don

The Butterfly Effect

definition: the co-angler has 5 wacky style senkos
reeled to the tip flapping around like butterflies