Archive for June, 2011

Squanderathon

definition: similar to squatathon but worse: angler gets repeated opportunities at Heaps and catches Bruce

“Over-slay my welcome”

definition: angler’s respectful fear of imposing on a family’s private lake access
(see Ress Family, Funder, 1993-Present, Ms. Sayre (RIP) Beaver Lake 1993-2006)

example: Baker: “I think I should still just do the front half of the trip…I don’t wanna over-slay my welcome.”

Cusping

definition: angler approaches the crispus cuspus of his personal best

Baker: “I’m sure! I’m cusping on my personal Jim Besten with this 7-9!”

The Male Work

definition: 1: all aspects of Heap Hunting 2: when a male makes it clear to a female that he is interested in them, rather then being the gay friend and/or activity partner

example: Evans: “I’m sure! Da-Nile it’s not only a river! That pickup line makes it obvious I’m interested in her!”
Baker: “You did The Male Work.”

5 pound 10 ounce largemouth bass

caught on June 23rd, 2011 by Daddy Baker

4 pound 1 ounce largemouth bass

caught on June 23rd, 2011 by Daddy Baker

7 pound 9 ounce largemouth bass

caught on June 18th, 2011 by Daddy Baker

7 pounds 9 ounces

6 pound largemouth bass

caught on June 14th, 2011 by Daddy Baker

Juice wagon (juice mobile, lump o’juice)

definition: when you piss your pants because your holding it so long from inability to stop doing the work and your diaper of underwear fills with juice, or the diaper of underwear themselves. example 1: “I have a lump o’ juice in my pants.” example 2: “My juice mobile is gunna explode.”

juice

 definition: taking a piss, the actual piss, or the person taking a piss. example 1: “Hawg Rees has to juice.”
example 2: “He’s leaving a b-complex stream of juice behind the boat.”

team steam (steambath)

definition : when someone has to take a steamer (pulsation), in reference to that person, the action or the product that Online Pokies develops during the course of the action of steaming.   example:  “Daddy Baker is team steam somewhere on the bank over there.”