definition: 1) “Liking” a Facebook fishing page 2) Gratuitous, unadulterated self-promotional “Like” requests by The Heap Hunters on Facebook, for Bruce
How To Talk like a Heap Hunter!
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Henry David Thoreau (it)
definition: when an angler throws a cast across the gauntlet
“The cosmos is on fire!”
definition: The recognition of positive and/or negative minute nuances of human life, and their affects on Heap activity
example: Evans: “Dude, the cosmos is on fire! 3 girls totally just checked me out in a row…unprecedented! And a full moon! We gotta get out on the water!”
Cheski Rapps
definition: anything wrapped
example: Baker: “Heeessski Rapps.” Evans: “What does he.”
derivation: one of Baker and Evans’s students at Yeshiva
Milt Thompson
definition: male micropterus reproductive discharge
Milt Thompson
requesterant
definition: to request
example: Baker “I’d like to requesterant giant topwater across the gauntlet of the island on your next mission.”
Mike Flairitin
definition: the spawn of Mike Clary (Claritin) and Ric Flair
derivation: anchored while slaying Ric Flair (perch) in severe gustafson in a poopsie unit for no reason!
Ric Flairitin:
“Key on Boat Noise”
definition: angler is oblivious to how much noise he and/or his poopsie unit is actually making inamungst the work
Heapaciphrenia
definition: 1) severe inheaption 2) ongoing and prolonged Sevenizm
Heapizm
definition: 1) the Heap Hunter religion, specified by poundage based on recent serious Heap and the geographical growing season of Micropterus available to a given heapologist
example 1: Bass: “Luckily I remediated my pathetic Sixizm…it’s great to be back to Sevenizm.”
example 2: Baker: “Eightizm and then Eight is Enough…or is it….”
example 3: Bass: “Alfred Lord Tenizm.”
2) the habits and idiosyncrasies of Heaps
Example: Bass: “Dude that Heap is rotting the authority next to Quarry Feldman!” Baker: “That’s a typical heapizm.”
trut
definition: a rancid trout
example: “Dude there’s a swirl…oh it’s a trut.”
heaperbole
definition: heaphunters.com
subliminal spot
definition: spot on spot
Dwight Gooden
definition: a good un’
pinshin
definition: pond shiner
example: Hallsey “I’ll just flick my hot pinshin blade dude….yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!”
skipfantasia
definition: working down a bank and skipping lures at every piece of cover like a maniac
Rustaufsin
definition: mad rust
Fivermyalgia
definition: 1) within Sevenizm, Heap Hunter produces a 5 lber and continues to be unsatisfied 2) anything having to do with a 5 lber (for no reason)
Enroute Pulse
definition: similar to In-House Pulse, but while the motor is on, enroute to the next spot
BBC
definition: Big Black Worm
Kardashian
definition (in two parts, referring to large shallow smallmouth) 1. they are usually “black” in color referring to the color of men that Kim Kardashian likes 2. they usually mad dash at your baits at warp speed
Squanderathon
definition: similar to squatathon but worse: angler gets repeated opportunities at Heaps and catches Bruce
“Over-slay my welcome”
definition: angler’s respectful fear of imposing on a family’s private lake access
(see Ress Family, Funder, 1993-Present, Ms. Sayre (RIP) Beaver Lake 1993-2006)
example: Baker: “I think I should still just do the front half of the trip…I don’t wanna over-slay my welcome.”
Cusping
definition: angler approaches the crispus cuspus of his personal best
Baker: “I’m sure! I’m cusping on my personal Jim Besten with this 7-9!”
The Male Work
definition: 1: all aspects of Heap Hunting 2: when a male makes it clear to a female that he is interested in them, rather then being the gay friend and/or activity partner
example: Evans: “I’m sure! Da-Nile it’s not only a river! That pickup line makes it obvious I’m interested in her!”
Baker: “You did The Male Work.”
Juice wagon (juice mobile, lump o’juice)
definition: when you piss your pants because your holding it so long from inability to stop doing the work and your diaper of underwear fills with juice, or the diaper of underwear themselves. example 1: “I have a lump o’ juice in my pants.” example 2: “My juice mobile is gunna explode.”
juice
definition: taking a piss, the actual piss, or the person taking a piss. example 1: “Hawg Rees has to juice.”
example 2: “He’s leaving a b-complex stream of juice behind the boat.”
team steam (steambath)
definition : when someone has to take a steamer (pulsation), in reference to that person, the action or the product that develops during the course of the action of steaming. example: ”Daddy Baker is team steam somewhere on the bank over there.”
“Don’t forget” (…to flick blades)
definition: advice from a certain elite pro on a certain technique in a certain upper-section of a certain private lake
(somehow it got reduced to just “Don’t Forget”)
Sting
definition: the hooking and housing of a heap
example: HH1: “Good luck today. Sting em’.”
“Ketchup and Mustard”
definition: exclaimed when co-angler struggles to reel in slack after hook-set
“Thanks for Playin’”
definition: statement made to a chip or unmentionable prior to release
Sexy Donald
definition: Sexy Shad, (-e)
Squatathon
definition: the aforementioned catching of jack
Bakersville
definition: specific area where Baker and Evans upped thine Personal Bestens, among other consistent heaps by Baker
Hanging Shad
definition: 1) a dangling shad-imitating swimbait 2) a suspending shad-imitating jerkbait 3) loogy stued on angler’s jib after hack/spat attempt
Ochosenko
definition: a senko
Chad Ochocinco
Dripper Gore
definition: anything dripping
largehead
definition: large
jone-dawg
definition: just an utter heap
Michael Bolton
definition: when a fish makes a bolt of any kind
Fawcett
definition: total Bruce (derived from NEPA band “Dick Fawcett,” mid-90′s)
Pat Golden
definition: what is he
Pat Cullen
definition: what does he
Camo-Man (Camo-Dude)
definition: jingoistic dude who dresses all in camo (boat, truck and person) and festers at Lackawanna seemingly day and night
Camo-Dude's Camo-Truck
Walk the Plank
definition: refers to the hideous balance demonstrated by Bass Evans as he attempts to latch Baker’s boat
Cheese Grater
definition: refers to a specific bottom jig feel
Pumela Anderson
definition: the pummeling of a swimbait or lure
Barack O’Bombing
definition: launching swim baits in heavy wind for Bruce in a pathetic hope for a miracle
“Sittin’ on the dock of Boyd Duckett…”
definition: useless delirium by Baker in the no-bite based on “Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay.”
