How To Talk like a Heap Hunter!

Chapter: Rancidity

Alan Thicke

definition: anything thick

Cheski Rapps

definition: anything wrapped

example: Baker: “Heeessski Rapps.” Evans: “What does he.”

derivation: one of Baker and Evans’s students at Yeshiva

Milt Thompson

definition: male micropterus reproductive discharge

Milt Thompson

trut

definition: a rancid trout

example: “Dude there’s a swirl…oh it’s a trut.”

pinshin

definition: pond shiner

example: Hallsey “I’ll just flick my hot pinshin blade dude….yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!”

Rustaufsin

definition: mad rust

Squanderathon

definition: similar to squatathon but worse: angler gets repeated opportunities at Heaps and catches Bruce

Squatathon

definition: the aforementioned catching of jack

Hanging Shad

definition: 1) a dangling shad-imitating swimbait 2) a suspending shad-imitating jerkbait 3) loogy stued on angler’s jib after hack/spat attempt

The Karate Kid

definition: jig returns with one lung stued on the hook point, resembling Daniel-san

John Cougar Mellencamp "Get a Leg Up"

Chipfantasia

definition: just a big bag of chips

Belly Up Bob

definition: a floating fish carcass

Peek Performance

definition: catching a rancid peek

B.A. Baracus

definition: swimbait returns with a thin strand of vegetashe running from head to dorsel fin, notifying angler that his retrieve was for Bruce

Frontal Baracus

definition: swimbait returns with thin strand of vegetashe on bottom stinger hook, notifying angler that his retrieve was for Bruce

Barack Baracus

definition: swimbait returns with thin strand of vegetashe on either area, angler doesn’t care and O’bombs another

Freddy Battaglia

definition: a bat

example: “A bat just hit my line. Freddy Battaglia.”

Zipperhead(s)

definition: pejorative manifestations of Dude and Some Guy

Velcro

definition: dead, black, and rancid unhealthy vegetashe

Beast

definition: a Gillick