THE HEAP HUNTERS

Odocoileus Virginianus

  • Bonestrosity

    definition: reference to the sheer magnitude of bone that exists on a monstrosity

    Evans 2 with a bonestrosity

    Evans 2 with a Bonestrosity

  • Roland Hanna

    rolling a whitetail across the gauntlet post-kill

  • Hugh Heapner(s)

    definition: Heap bucks that hang with doe groups in rut

    example 1: Evans 2: “Those buck over there hanging with the doe are a bunch of Hugh Heapners!”

    example 2: Evans 2:” See anything today?” Evans: 1: Hugh came by, I didn’t realize he was a Heap, so unfortunately I gave him the Joe Pass.

  • Solar Conceal

    definition: green-up that conceals previous year’s sign, requiring the heap hunter to once again do the work that no one does!

  • Solar Reveal

    definition: the melting of snow in the Spring, revealing the desired rut-sign to scout

  • Paparazzi

    definition: over-aggressive trail camera placement, spooking all mature bucks indefinitely

    Paparazzi

  • Land Heap

    an antlered whitetail deer over 100 inches.

    example: Evans 2: “Hey Evans 1, after this solar reveal, you can get out there and scout for land heaps again!”

  • Jerry Garcia

    definition: deadhead

  • Scrub Commission

    definition: a plethora of remedial deer busting into your hunting area, ruining all chances of harvesting a Heap

  • Scrapajawea

    definition: a scrape

  • Heap

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    definition: 1. a largemouth bass over 5 lbs 2. an antlered whitetail deer over 100 inches and/or 4 1/2 years old or older 2. a lazy, rotting, tired human being (heaptification)

  • Trophy

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    definition: 1) a Large over 6 pounds 2. a whitetail between 120-134 inches