THE HEAP HUNTERS

Rancidity

  • Scuba-Diver

    definition: Monstrous musky that follows up on a swim bait, half the size of the “Poopsie Also”

    (Bass Evans with a Scuba Diver)

  • Alan Thicke

    definition: anything thick

  • Cheski Rapps

    definition: anything wrapped

    example: Baker: “Heeessski Rapps.” Evans: “What does he.”

     

  • Milt Thompson

    definition: male micropterus reproductive discharge

  • trut

    definition: a rancid trout

    example: “Dude there’s a swirl…oh it’s a trut.”

  • pinshin

    definition: pond shiner

    example: Hallsey “I’ll just flick my hot pinshin blade dude….yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!”

  • Rustaufsin

    definition: mad rust

  • Squanderathon

    definition: similar to squatathon but worse: angler gets repeated opportunities at Heaps and catches Bruce

  • Squatathon

    definition: the aforementioned catching of jack

  • Hanging Shad

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    definition: 1) a dangling shad-imitating swimbait 2) a suspending shad-imitating jerkbait 3) loogy stued on angler’s jib after hack/spat attempt

  • The Karate Kid

    definition: jig returns with one lung stued on the hook point, resembling Daniel-san

    John Cougar Mellencamp “Get a Leg Up”

     

  • Chipfantasia

    definition: just a big bag of chips