Heap Hunter Pledge

I vow,
to pursue,
giant micropterus only.

To make decisions,
solely,
to attract the largest of the Large.

To continue,
and to consistently,
apprehend the maximum number of heaps,
and to periodically, (and more importantly)
up thy personal besten.

Above all,
I will work the cosmos,
and continue to do the work,
that the Lord requires….

….that no one does.

Always.

In Donald Shades memory,

Amen.

Out.

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