THE HEAP HUNTERS

Micropterus Salmoides

  • Niner

    definition: 9 lb bass

    example 1: “Gotta root for the 40-NINERS”

    example 2: “I don’t root for Philadelphia basketball because I lived there… it’s all due to the 70-SIXERS.”

  • framework (the)

    definition: refers to the typical length (20-24 inches) and overall features of older largemouth

    example 1: “I can’t believe this one’s only 3 and a quarter…its got the framework!”

    example 2: “Catch a 10 with the framework after she slurps down a coupa two tree trut…and you have a state record! Hanna or no?”

  • largehead

    definition: large

  • jone-dawg

    definition: just an utter heap

  • Massivity

    definition: see emmensity

  • The Hunchback

    definition: infamous inhabitant of Lakeside, caught twice by Bass Evans (8-21-10, 10-24-10)

    The Notre Dame Stylings

  • unmentionables

    definition: largemouth under 4 lbs

    example: Angler: 1) “Boy what a great day! I caught five 2 lbers!” Heap Hunter: “What are you out of it? You didn’t catch anything today!” 2) scrubs (whitetail yearlings)

  • skeap

    definition: sick heap

  • Belly Up Bob

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    definition: a floating fish carcass

     

  • Guttalidge of Sputtalidge

    sick gut

  • Huddys

    definition: 6-8 inch schooled largemouth bass

  • Slugoliath

    definition: Moppa Elliott’s junior year prom date, a giant Beaver Lake Large