THE HEAP HUNTERS

Micropterus Salmoides

  • Slob

    definition: a heap Large

  • Joner

    definition: a heap Large

  • Toad

    definition: a heap Large

  • Zoo

    definition: a heap Large

  • Girth Brooks

    definition: a very fat but short bass

  • Rosemary

    definition: the 3 pounder in the Primary Pond, caught twice by Bass Evans in ’06, possibly the heap of the pond

    Rosemary

  • Blevans

    definition: the 2.3 pounder in the Primary Pond caught on Bert by Evans

    derivation: Burt Blyleven to Bert Bly-l-evans to Bly-bl-evans to blevans

  • Twopee

    definition: a very small Large, slightly bigger than a chip or senior fellow-chip

    example: Chris Baker while catching a bass said “it’s a twopee!” before realizing it was nowhere near 2 pounds

  • Chip

    definition: 1. a frantic, small Large 2. a frantic, fickle, young woman

    actually located at one of the docks

  • Chip On Your Shoulder

    example: see pic

    Moppa with a chip on his shoulder

  • Senior Fellow(schip)

    definition: slightly bigger than a chip, a 12 incher