rolling a whitetail across the gauntlet post-kill
Odocoileus Virginianus
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Solar Reveal
definition: the melting of snow in the Spring, revealing the desired rut-sign to scout
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Paparazzi
definition: over-aggressive trail camera placement, spooking all mature bucks indefinitely
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Land Heap
an antlered whitetail deer over 100 inches.
example: Evans 2: “Hey Evans 1, after this solar reveal, you can get out there and scout for land heaps again!”
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Heap
definition: 1. a largemouth bass over 5 lbs 2. an antlered whitetail deer over 100 inches and/or 4 1/2 years old or older 2. a lazy, rotting, tired human being (heaptification)
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Trophy
definition: 1) a Large over 6 pounds 2. a whitetail between 120-134 inches
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Monstrosity
definition: 1) a Large over 7 pounds 2) a whitetail deer between 134-160 inches
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Coloss
definition: 1) a largemouth over 8 pounds
example: (while playing “Hooked Again” for the Wii) “There she is! OMG it’s a coloss.”
2) a whitetail over 160 inches