THE HEAP HUNTERS

Out of it!

  • Yo, did you ever hear of the Yit Theorum?

    definition: statement made after yit another absurd action

    Yit?

  • Yuit

    definition: You, what are you out of it?

    Yuit

  • Yoyouyuit

    definition: Yo you, what are you out of it?

    Yoyouyuit?

  • Yoyoukonitz

    definition: Are you Lee Konitz?

  • Yitz

    definition: yes, I am Lee Konitz

  • Youuuewww

    definition: a saying addressed to someone who has wronged or insulted you

    example: “Youewwww.”

  • Yar

    definition: an exclamatory remark made when something bad happens to someone else

    example: Baker: Sorry you missed that heap. Yar.

  • Bebop Skipper

    definition: angler who belts into out-of-tune renditions of 80’s hits, and/or scat solos bebop vocabulary far too loudly on the waterfront for all to hear

    example: Bass: “Hey folks it’s intros Tuesday! I will sing the intro to your favorite jazz standard, and you tell me which classic hit it is!”

     

     

  • Bass Smile

    definition: gratuitous lower jaw extension following the statement Hah Daddy!

    Moppa’s classic bass smile

  • Basking in the Glory

    definition: the euphoria one feels after slaying heaps (basking)

    Baker Basking in the Glory of God!
    Baker basking in the glory after the April 2007 VA heap slay

  • Derek Zoolander

    definition: 1. angler who recently slayed a giant bass

    2. same as basking in the glory

  • Photo OP

    definition: the pleasure a Heap Hunter basks in while his partner voyeuristically snaps a plethora of photos

    Photo OP, May 2009