THE HEAP HUNTERS

People

  • Mike Flairitin

    definition: the spawn of Mike Clary (Claritin) and Ric Flair

    derivation: anchored while slaying Ric Flair (perch) in severe gustafson in a poopsie unit for no reason!

    Ric Flairitin:

     

  • Pat Golden

    definition: what is he

  • Pat Cullen

    definition: what does he

  • Camo-Man (Camo-Dude)

    definition: jingoistic dude who dresses all in camo (boat, truck and person) and festers at Lackawanna seemingly day and night

    Camo-Dude's Camo-Truck

  • Hallsey

    definition: Chris Hall

    example: (after the hot crush of a peek) “I’ll kill every one of em’!”

    example 2: (after slaying Large) “Ahhhhhhhh – the best part of this is that I can now have a nice sweet dip! Skull reaction – satisfaction!”

    Hallsey ridin' the night train, 4 lbs 8 ounces

  • Shit Commission

    definition: game warden who doesn’t give a shit and barrels into your spot, likewise making you dig out all your shit to show him

     

  • Heap Hunter

    definition: angler fishing for a monstrosity at all times, usually producing Bruce Ruffin in the flesh on any given day

  • The Astoria Bassmasters

    definition: NYC based bass fishing collective featuring Bass Evans, Daddy Baker, and Moppa Elliott (founded in 2006)

    What do we
    What do we

  • “Mop”

    definition: Mathew Elliott-long time friend, colleague, and bassmaster

  • Paul Elias

    definition: Moppa’s father (looks like him)

  • “Bullhead”

    definition: Bass Evans’ father

    Clarence “Junie” “Bullhead” Evans

  • “Bullhead” Baker

    definition: Baker’s father

    Roger “Bullhead” Baker with a 6 pound 9 ounce trophy!