Tactics/Equipment

definition: hideous garb worn by professional bass fisherman

definition: lobbing, slinging, skipping, flipping, or pitching giant swimbaits at shoreline cover

example: “Now for Advanced Siemen – Watch me Barack Obomb this huddy and crash it into that pigs home!”

derivation: Bill Siemental

definition: trolling two swimbaits that swim at different depths simultaneously, thus covering 2 areas of the water column

definition: 1. utilization of the Heap Hunter’s choice swimbait rod 2. the accumulation of a portfolio of heaps utilizing an Okuma rod

definition: live bait

definition: the cousk swimbait monstrosity with a diving lip given to Evans by the Ress family, X-Mas 2009 (swankulate, swankulation)

definition: garbage

definition: rancid pieces of trimmed line and don knots from atrocious explosive birds nests immediately following re-line

derivation: classical music piece, “Adagio for Strings” by Samuel Barber, what is he

definition: the co-angler has 5 wacky style senkos
reeled to the tip flapping around like butterflies

definition: RessUV’s and Baker’s hot new bait caster

definition: Ress-UL’s custom conceptualization (purpulate, purpulation, purpulator)

definition: feeling good bottom with a jig