THE HEAP HUNTERS

Tactics/Equipment

  • Lorena Bobber

    definition: the cheaply produced floating receptacle which cuts your line in half and looses your tackle

  • Fritz Blitz

    definition: bass pro David Fritz’s prowess with a crank bait

  • Super Cedar (pronounced chay-dar)

    definition: a Poe’s crank bait (once a proud sponsor of the Fritz blitz)

  • Disco (Inferno)

    definition: flashy lure color choices and/or tail action (think tomato culprit), more apt to catch peek than large

  • The Cure for Cabin Fever

    definition: 1.the delirium required to complete the epic dictionary you are reading

  • Habitat for Humanity

    definition: the creation of a secret hotspot by submerging brush in the dead of winter

  • Habitat for Sean Hannity

    definition: same as for humanity, for no reason

    preparing to drop a habitat for Sean Hannity

  • Project PVC Plantation

    definition: The Baker father/son mission to construct a sick habitat in Pocahontas State Park

  • Project Peek Proliferation

    definition: the fall pond renovation mission by Evans/Baker

  • The Boxer Rebellion

    definition: tactic utilized by Baker in the stupid Virginia Heat by stripping down to boxers