THE HEAP HUNTERS

Weather Conditions

  • precipidismal

    definition: dismally precipitatious

  • www.com (calm)

    definition: a lake under calm conditions

    example 1: “Man it’s dot com out here!”

  • www.hot

    definition: dot hot

    example 1: “It’s www.hot out!”

    example 2: Moppa: “That chick was dot hot.” Evans: “What was she.”

  • Optimus Slime

    definition: cast-ruining vegetation

  • Donald Shade

    definition: shade

    derivation: Donald Shade is the largemouth bass record holder in the state of Pennsylvania at 11 lbs, 3 ounces. This will be broken by the Heap Hunters. Out.

  • Condish

    definition: condition

  • Gustafson

    definition: the wind

     

  • Gustav Mahler

    definition: same as Gustafson

  • Dumb

    definition: any excessive condition; ‘dumb deep’ or ‘stupid hot’

  • Dumb Dumping

    definition: ridiculous amounts of rain

  • Peter Piper

    definition: ridiculous amounts of wind

     

  • Uncle Fungor

    definition: 1. when your raingear is left in a rod locker wet
    and mad mold grows on it

    2. when fruit in your cooler grows green hair