THE HEAP HUNTERS

What They Do

  • Flush the toilet

    definition: wicked topwater annihilation

  • Ridin’

    definition: refers to post-spawn bass who ‘ride the sousemobile,’ souse-spend, and don’t bite

  • Ridin’ the Sousemobile

    definition: stacked suspended Large, as displayed by electronica lewinsky

    example: Hallsey: “Where are the bass?!?! They’re all ridin’ the sousemobile.”

  • Bed n’ Breakfast

    definition: 1. gillick predation of eggs in a Large’s home 2. Large predation of said gillick

  • Cuddle

    definition: the follow and close scrutinization of a Huddleston Deluxe by a heap as it swims or ‘cuddles’ a steep bank parallel

  • Tim Wakefield

    definition: a Large waking after a lure or a blade burned likegeeza

  • Chasin’ Baitman

    definition: 1. a Large chasing baitfish 2. Chase Utley

  • Omega 3 fatty basses

    definition: the omega explosion a heap generates after being hooked by a heap hunter

    example: Baker: “While the trash commission is tiiddily-winkin’ in the shallows, an omega explosion will be heard by all as I hoista 3 fatty basses out deep in the channel!”

  • Chord Wood

    definition: stacked largemouth

  • Fester

    definition: to rot

  • Dig-a-Dig-a

    definition: the pathetic hit of a gillick on a soft plastic concoction

  • Fran Tarkenton

    definition: same as dig-a-dig-a (frantic)