definition: as if on a timer, seemingly all local pleasure boaters fire up their jet-skis etc. and do laps around the lake like the Indy-500, at the exact time such imbecility is permitted.*
*Note: this makes the lake unfishable
Out of it!
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Soft Idiocy
definition: Remedial canoeing, pleasure boating, and other close encounters with imbecility on the waterfront
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“Sittin’ on the dock of Boyd Duckett…”
definition: useless delirium by Baker in the no-bite based on “Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay.”
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Delirium
definition: 1. evoked by excessive summer heat, this condish resorts in poor concentration, bad assessments, and over analysis (fielding) of personal situations
2. this entire exchange, resorting from intense cabin fever
example: delirium-calling female interests from the waterfront on cell phones
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Derividactory
definition: the original source initiative of something (derivation)
example: “Alot of companies make spooks these days, but Heddon is the original derividactory.”
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Out
definition: 1. statement made when one hangs up phone
2. jazz lingo for something out of the ordinary and weird
example: Icanelli is taking it out in the boat
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Brokeback Style
definition: Delirious streaking in underwear
Bass brokeback style after diving into the drink to save a Large
