definition: 1: all aspects of Heap Hunting 2: when a male makes it clear to a female that he is interested in them, rather then being the gay friend and/or activity partner
example: Evans: “I’m sure! Da-Nile it’s not only a river! That pickup line makes it obvious I’m interested in her!”
Baker: “You did The Male Work.”
definition: when you piss your pants because your holding it so long from inability to stop doing the work and your diaper of underwear fills with juice, or the diaper of underwear themselves. example 1: “I have a lump o’ juice in my pants.” example 2: “My juice mobile is gunna explode.”
 definition: taking a piss, the actual piss, or the person taking a piss. example 1: “Hawg Rees has to juice.”
example 2: “He’s leaving a b-complex stream of juice behind the boat.”
definition : when someone has to take a steamer (pulsation), in reference to that person, the action or the product that develops during the course of the action of steaming. example: “Daddy Baker is team steam somewhere on the bank over there.”
definition: the hooking and housing of a heap
example: HH1: “Good luck today. Sting em’.”
definition: refers to the hideous balance demonstrated by Bass Evans as he attempts to latch Baker’s boat
definition: when a Heap Hunter scores over 3 heaps in one day (see Baker 9/5/10, Evans 4/2/07 or 9/25/10)
definition: Launching a chip quickly because who cares.
definition: pulsation that occurs on the shores of, featuring the G.I. Bill
definition: a religious branch of heapology, where angler worships through threats and/or punishments on self for not attaining poundage represented by number before ‘izm.’ (co-angler may institute breakage of said izm if situation gets dangerous)
example #1: Evans: “You want a snack?” Hallsey: “No way dude! I need a seven! I’m fasting and on a hunger strike until I get it! I’ll sprawl out on a cot on my deathbed with a dropshot and an I.V. if it needs it!”
example #2: (after pulling up slimy sunken tree) Hallsey: “Thanks dude for the un-stu….aren’t you gonna wash off your hands?” Evans: (grey muck caked on hands) “I don’t even care anymore. I’m not gonna wash my hands or shower until I get a sixer.”