What We Do

definition: pulsation that occurs on the shores of, featuring the G.I. Bill

definition: a religious branch of heapology, where angler worships through threats and/or punishments on self for not attaining poundage represented by number before ‘izm.’ (co-angler may institute breakage of said izm if situation gets dangerous)

example #1: Evans: “You want a snack?” Hallsey: “No way dude! I need a seven! I’m fasting and on a hunger strike until I get it! I’ll sprawl out on a cot on my deathbed with a dropshot and an I.V. if it needs it!”

example #2: (after pulling up slimy sunken tree) Hallsey: “Thanks dude for the un-stu….aren’t you gonna wash off your hands?” Evans: (grey muck caked on hands) “I don’t even care anymore. I’m not gonna wash my hands or shower until I get a sixer.”

definition: bail the boat

definition: dip granted to angler inamungst the no-bite

definition: 1. working the cusp of a weedbed or break 2. the cusp

definition: to slay

definition: festering in the doldrums

definition: angler goes suicidal and launches his presentation gauntlet to gauntlet over a plethora of shoreline obstacles, oscar de la hoisting heaps over the cover

definition: the ‘mushy’ feeling of a possible Large with a subtle pickup

example: Ress-UL: “The Wet Sock precedes ‘It Doesn’t hurt to jerk.’” Evans: Which likewise precedes ‘Mark Felt. (Deep Throat)”

definition: “deep throat” (hooking a Large deep)

definition: the thumping of an angler’s leg against the boat after upping his personal best

example: Evans: “Dude my leg was thumping against the boat after that coloss!” Baker: “Thumper the rabbit.”

definition: self explanatory.