What We Do

  • skipfantasia

    definition: working down a bank and skipping lures at every piece of cover like a maniac

  • Enroute Pulse

    definition: similar to In-House Pulse, but while the motor is on, enroute to the next spot

  • Cusping

    definition: angler approaches the crispus cuspus of his personal best

    Baker: “I’m sure! I’m cusping on my personal Jim Besten with this 7-9!”

  • The Male Work

    definition: 1: all aspects of Heap Hunting 2: when a male makes it clear to a female that he is interested in them, rather then being the gay friend and/or activity partner

    example: Evans: “I’m sure! Da-Nile it’s not only a river! That pickup line makes it obvious I’m interested in her!”
    Baker: “You did The Male Work.”

  • Juice wagon (juice mobile, lump o’juice)

    definition: when you piss your pants because your holding it so long from inability to stop doing the work and your diaper of underwear fills with juice, or the diaper of underwear themselves. example 1: “I have a lump o’ juice in my pants.” example 2: “My juice mobile is gunna explode.”

  • juice

     definition: taking a piss, the actual piss, or the person taking a piss. example 1: “Hawg Rees has to juice.”
    example 2: “He’s leaving a b-complex stream of juice behind the boat.”

  • team steam (steambath)

    definition : when someone has to take a steamer (pulsation), in reference to that person, the action or the product that develops during the course of the action of steaming. example: “Daddy Baker is team steam somewhere on the bank over there.”

  • Sting

    definition: the hooking and housing of a heap

    example: HH1: “Good luck today. Sting em’.”

  • Fawcett

    definition: total Bruce (derived from NEPA band “Dick Fawcett,” mid-90’s)

  • Walk the Plank

    definition: refers to the hideous balance demonstrated by Bass Evans as he attempts to latch Baker’s boat

  • Heapapalooza

    definition: when a Heap Hunter scores over 3 heaps in one day (see Baker 9/5/10, Evans 4/2/07 or 9/25/10)

  • Let the Chips Fall Where They May

    definition: Launching a chip quickly because who cares.