THE HEAP HUNTERS

What We Do

  • Hot Crush

    definition: an unfortunate event for a peek

    $%!# you, BUDDY.

  • Stu

    definition: getting a lure hung in rocks or wood cover (pronounced stew)

  • Zing

    definition: see “zoo”

  • Zoo

    definition: 1. getting cleanly broken off 2. the past tense of Zing
    example 1: I got zooed off yesterday by a scumbag peek.
    example 2: I’m getting lamb basted from a peek right now……zing!

  • Get Shorty

    definition: Unhook a fish with pliers

  • Don Knots

    definition: wicked backlash

  • 23-Scadoo

    definition: to quickly fish a spot ineffectively

  • Mican

    definition: utter sickness

  • Conceptualize

    definition: 1. to mow the lawn 2. to use Chris Ress’s new ‘concept’ jigs

    Baker, conceptualizing

  • Concept Unit

    definition: a lawnmower

  • Lipitor

    definition: To lip a Large
    example: Watch those trebles! do you need the net, or are you gonna lipitor?

  • Micropterus

    definition: cropping a pic of an angler with Large