THE HEAP HUNTERS

What We Do

  • The Work of Men

    definition: Any challenging mission, where a normal angler would call it quits

    example: extreme summer doldrums, idiocy/delirium; February frozen jig no bite, etc

    Baker in a tornado

     

    Evans in the sick heat of summer

  • Assessing the Condish

    definition: Awareness of all current factors in a particular mission

  • House

    definition: slay

  • Prowess

    definition: Ones ability on the waterfront of

  • Fester

    definition: To rot

  • Festeration

    definition: In general, just a mass heap rotting

  • Fetal

    definition: position an angler festers in when beaten down by the work of men or life itself (often occurs in the bottom of boats during ailments such as mono)

  • Roy Orbison

    definition: Bruce’s good friend, or catching nothing

  • Masterclass

    definition: a clinic on the waterfront by a more experienced angler
    example: Roger Morgan to Bake Daddy and Bass Evans, Jan. ’06, or the jig clinic Bass Evans received from Hawg Rees, Thunderwood, ’06

  • Fielding

    definition: the over-analysis of every minute detail of one’s life with bass partner

  • Stone Cold (Steve Austin)

    definition: when your rotting the house

  • House

    definition: 1. To eat all the food in sight 2. To slay copious largemouth 3. To belittle someone
    example: That Large housed my jersey rig, and I in turn housed her into the boat.