THE HEAP HUNTERS

What We Do

  • Housation

    definition: 1. The act of housing copious largemouth. 2. belittle in a humorous fashion

  • Housing Authority

    definition: an outing when copious amounts of Large are caught
    example: Hawg’s 25 out of 26 casts near the Dam at Thunder, so the legend says!

  • Oscar de la Hoista

    definition: 1. hoisting a large over the side of the boat, without the use of a net 2. hoisting a whitetail over a blowdown

  • Hot Crush

    definition: an unfortunate event for a peek

    $%!# you, BUDDY.

  • Stu

    definition: getting a lure hung in rocks or wood cover (pronounced stew)

  • Zing

    definition: see “zoo”

  • Zoo

    definition: 1. getting cleanly broken off 2. the past tense of Zing
    example 1: I got zooed off yesterday by a scumbag peek.
    example 2: I’m getting lamb basted from a peek right now……zing!

  • Get Shorty

    definition: Unhook a fish with pliers

  • Don Knots

    definition: wicked backlash

  • 23-Scadoo

    definition: to quickly fish a spot ineffectively

  • Mican

    definition: utter sickness

  • Conceptualize

    definition: 1. to mow the lawn 2. to use Chris Ress’s new ‘concept’ jigs

    Baker, conceptualizing