definition: combination of soused, zoo, and housa; a freshly slayed gargantuan largemouth bass housed in the pre-spawn on a jerk bait

What We Do
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Soused Zoo Housa
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Tiddlywink
definition: 1. (n.) a tiny piece of visible cover above water
2. (v.) to take part in some sort of remedial lame bullshit
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Curn
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Gillick Control (and patrol)
definition: the unfortunate angler at the Primary Pond forced to slay gillick and not fish for Large, due to defeat in Run the Pond
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Barry Ponds
definition: the angler who smacks more gillick out of the water than the rest, while under the influence of performance enhancing chemicals (Dunkin Cup)
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Shot Put
definition: heaving an anchor at a berm or small tree to avoid getting stuck in Gustav Mahler
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‘Run the Pond’ or ‘Four Corners’
definition: bass fishing games, where anglers alternate casts and call their shots, limiting spooking finicky bass in small waters
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Netting and Abetting
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Pier Fisherman’s Box
definition: a disgusting assortment of tackle covered in rust and slime
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Lip em’ and Leave em’
definition: similar to “love em” and “leave em”, but for hillbillies

