What We Do

  • Soused Zoo Housa

    definition: combination of soused, zoo, and housa; a freshly slayed gargantuan largemouth bass housed in the pre-spawn on a jerk bait

    Daddy Baker’s Soused Zoo Housa, on a jerk bait in the pre-spawn

  • Tiddlywink

    definition: 1. (n.) a tiny piece of visible cover above water

    2. (v.) to take part in some sort of remedial lame bullshit

  • Curn

    definition: to fire up a school of fish, usually resulting in piles of gillick

    Gillick Piles

  • Gillick Control (and patrol)

    definition: the unfortunate angler at the Primary Pond forced to slay gillick and not fish for Large, due to defeat in Run the Pond

  • Barry Ponds

    definition: the angler who smacks more gillick out of the water than the rest, while under the influence of performance enhancing chemicals (Dunkin Cup)

  • Shot Put

    definition: heaving an anchor at a berm or small tree to avoid getting stuck in Gustav Mahler

  • ‘Run the Pond’ or ‘Four Corners’

    definition: bass fishing games, where anglers alternate casts and call their shots, limiting spooking finicky bass in small waters

  • Netting and Abetting

    definition: the teamwork required to land a heap, usually involving the netter to nearly dive into the drink and rock the fighting Large with a swift upper-cut

    The netting and abetting of a 5 pounder!
  • Don Leanin

    definition: Don Baylor’s real name. Baylor was the all-time leader in HBP

  • Brew

    definition: Don Baylor, to leave. (bail out)

  • Pier Fisherman’s Box

    definition: a disgusting assortment of tackle covered in rust and slime

  • Lip em’ and Leave em’

    definition: similar to “love em” and “leave em”, but for hillbillies