What We Do

definition: smooth short cast

Example: “They’re just a butterflick away!”

definition: 1) dropoff 2) tactic The Heap Hunters stubbornly never use

definition: angler does the required work to slay Heaps

example: Baker “I don’t know man I’ve been doin’ the Lord’s work out here for Bruce!”

Evans “You do the work, just not the required work.”

definition: In search of Pelagia, (pelagic Heaps) angler O’bombs or trolls giant swimbaits for utter Bruce

example: Bass: “…and now it’s time for the night train for pelagia.”

definition: 1) “Liking” a Facebook fishing page 2) Gratuitous, unadulterated self-promotional “Like” requests by The Heap Hunters on Facebook, for Bruce

definition: to request

example: Baker “I’d like to requesterant giant topwater across the gauntlet of the island on your next mission.”

definition: 1) the Heap Hunter religion, specified by poundage based on recent serious Heap and the geographical growing season of Micropterus available to a given heapologist
example 1: Bass: “Luckily I remediated my pathetic Sixizm…it’s great to be back to Sevenizm.”
example 2: Baker: “Eightizm and then Eight is Enough…or is it….”
example 3: Bass: “Alfred Lord Tenizm.”

2) the habits and idiosyncrasies of Heaps

Example: Bass: “Dude that Heap is rotting the authority next to Quarry Feldman!” Baker: “That’s a typical heapizm.”

definition: working down a bank and skipping lures at every piece of cover like a maniac

definition: similar to In-House Pulse, but while the motor is on, enroute to the next spot

definition: angler approaches the crispus cuspus of his personal best

Baker: “I’m sure! I’m cusping on my personal Jim Besten with this 7-9!”