THE HEAP HUNTERS

What We Do

  • Courtesy

    definition: dip granted to angler inamungst the no-bite

  • Cuspus Attucks (Crispus cuspus)

    definition: 1. working the cusp of a weedbed or break 2. the cusp

  • wreck em’

    definition: to slay

  • Bake McBride

    definition: festering in the doldrums

  • Sui (pronounced Sue-ee)

    definition: angler goes suicidal and launches his presentation gauntlet to gauntlet over a plethora of shoreline obstacles, oscar de la hoisting heaps over the cover

  • Wet Sock

    definition: the ‘mushy’ feeling of a possible Large with a subtle pickup

    example: Ress-UL: “The Wet Sock precedes ‘It Doesn’t hurt to jerk.’” Evans: Which likewise precedes ‘Mark Felt. (Deep Throat)”

  • Mark Felt

    definition: “deep throat” (hooking a Large deep)

  • Thumper

    definition: the thumping of an angler’s leg against the boat after upping his personal best

    example: Evans: “Dude my leg was thumping against the boat after that coloss!” Baker: “Thumper the rabbit.”

  • Live Padcast

    definition: self explanatory.

  • Miss America

    definition: missing a Large on the hookset

  • Row vs. Wade

    definition: 1. the decision to use a poopsie unit vs. wading in the drink 2. the seapage of aborted eggs from a female Large in distress

     

  • G.I. Bill

    definition: the passing or lack thereof of the gastrointestinal upset of