definition: wetting your hands before touching Large or dunking your pork back in the jar
What We Do
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In House Pulse
definition: pulsation involving Don Baylor and the local female collegiate rowing team (Lackawanna Lake)
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One Less Pair of Underware Theorum
definition: what happens when you have no TP, yet the shoreline pulsation process must take place
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seapage
definition: when a fart that is trapped in your raingear seaps
out when you sit down an hour later -
Probing
definition: Necessary tactic, post pulsation, following the hemorrhoidal Ric Flair due to stress, dehydration, and too much dieting/bodybuilding, usually occurring in Wal-Mart bathrooms in Farmville, VA following a tackle run
example: Evans/Baker, Aug ’06 mission
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Working the Cosmos
definition: 1. the religious drive of all Heap Hunters
2. the force behind it all
3. the belief that if one works the cosmos, he will be rewarded on the waterfront when the moment is right
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Power-Point Presentation
definition: Arrogance an angler showcases after catching a slob, threatening a PPP on the bank for all less fortunate anglers
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Hands on Hips
definition: when someone says “what did you catch them
on”….you put your hands on your hips (what a brushhog looks like) -
Skinced
definition: having a plastic lure slide down the hook after a strike thus requiring repositioning on the hook for proper lure position and action
